::Behr Attack::

Due to lack of time (or rather, time organization skills), this section will be postponed. I'm actually wondering what use this is when I have a profile page...but I guess I can give you an abridged version of my life story here. I mean, it won't be long and boring, trust me. I can't stand to read boring things, and I definitely do not write boring things. There will be humor in it. Dry, at times, but definitely humorous.

 So, that said, check back here once in a while. Stuff may magically appear. Like money. Or unplanned prenancies.

 *cough*

 -Matthew "Luv Behr" Heitleband