::Behr Attack::

Seto Kaiba tries to promote a Yu-Gi-Oh CD, while Rex & Weevil remain unimpressed.

Joey encounters an Underling-esque weeaboo, except without the mad photoshop skillz. Meanwhile, Marik takes up bird-watching, and Grandpa becomes a stuck record. If you were at Nekocon, you got to see the "extended" version of this episode. However, it was also the less funny version, so don't feel too left out if you weren't there.

Who is Seto Kaiba's real father? RIP Don LaFontaine

'Cause this is Bandit Keith's United States Of... America?

You begged and pleaded, and finally we caved. From the people who brought you the highly original sequel/spin-off parody Cr@psule Monsters, comes Cr@psule Monsters 2. Catchy name, I think you'll agree. Now you get to watch and feel empty, knowing that the chase was all you really had.

Yami is missing! It's up to you, taking on the role of his brother Luigi, to find him! Travel to four thrilling locations and solve tedious trivia questions to help rescue him from the evil clutches of Bowser! Purchase this thrilling time-waster today! Entertainment not included. Dinsdale...?

While Tristan attempts to get to first base with Serenity, Joey duels an extremely loud character named Espa Roba whose entire family both look and sound exactly like him for no adequately explored reason. Apparently psychic powers are a byproduct of inbreeding. Episode is also available to watch at DuelTube.com! (Sadly, not a real website)

The Battle City Tournament starts off with a bang as Yugi goes head to head with a rather forgettable henchman, Joey feels the ANIMOSITY~!, and Mokuba starts down the treacherous journey into kidulthood. Also, John Zhang.

By popular-ish demand, the original Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Movie is now available on Revver. Remember how disappointed you were the first time you saw it? Now you can relive that feeling all over again! Today! In glorious Low-Definition! Also available on Blu-Ray* for $39.99. *may or may not be true (it's not, by the way)

Beloved voice actor Dan Green (tm) tells you his opinion and demands that you agree with it. What a guy. The views expressed in this video in no way depict Dan Green's actual beliefs or opinions. For all we know, Dan Green is a huge fan of The Spiderwick Chronicles, going as far as to camp outside the cinema weeks before the premiere had even been announced. That Dan Green, he'll do anything for a buck. Or will he?

Dan Green's ANIMOSITY knows no bounds. Behold his sheer ANIMOSITY as he details the crucial steps that go towards crafting your very own Abridged Series, probably based on Bleach or Pok?mon because those have never been done before. Ever. ANIMOSITY.

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